JUST A RANDOM TUMBLR

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itsjohntravolta:

“Leo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.”

HOW DOES THIS MAN NOT HAVE AN OSCAR

(Source: its-blee, via thedirtyvirgin)

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election:

This bit was brilliant. Obama just whipped out this lightsaber, waved it around for a bit while talking about how Romney and Ryan would decimate Medicare, then, with one fell blow, cleaved Mitt Romney’s head from his shoulders. Everyone in shock.

election:

This bit was brilliant. Obama just whipped out this lightsaber, waved it around for a bit while talking about how Romney and Ryan would decimate Medicare, then, with one fell blow, cleaved Mitt Romney’s head from his shoulders. Everyone in shock.

(Source: gifwich, via gov)

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thedeputydeputychiefofstaff:

lemon—lyman:

#YOU CAN’T STOP AN AVALANCHE #AS IT RACES DOWN THE HILL (CAPITOL) #YOU CAN TRY TO STOP THE MIDTERMS GIRL BUT YOU KNOW YOU NEVER WIIILLLL #AND YOU CAN TRY TO STOP MY MARCHING FEET #BUT I JUST CANNOT STAND STIIILLLL #CAUSE THE WORLD KEEPS SPINNING AROUND AND AROUND #AND MY HEART KEEPING TIME TO THE SPEED OF SOUND #AND I WAS LOST TIL I FOUND MY SENIOR STAFF AND THEN I FOUND MY WAAAAYYYYY #CAUSE YOU CAN’T STOP THE VOOOOTE

thedeputydeputychiefofstaff:

lemon—lyman:

#YOU CAN’T STOP AN AVALANCHE #AS IT RACES DOWN THE HILL (CAPITOL) #YOU CAN TRY TO STOP THE MIDTERMS GIRL BUT YOU KNOW YOU NEVER WIIILLLL #AND YOU CAN TRY TO STOP MY MARCHING FEET #BUT I JUST CANNOT STAND STIIILLLL #CAUSE THE WORLD KEEPS SPINNING AROUND AND AROUND #AND MY HEART KEEPING TIME TO THE SPEED OF SOUND #AND I WAS LOST TIL I FOUND MY SENIOR STAFF AND THEN I FOUND MY WAAAAYYYYY #CAUSE YOU CAN’T STOP THE VOOOOTE

(Source: notabadday, via halachmaanyaa)